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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

sassytesseract:

amavissem:

ridge:

lusteens:

p0kemina:

I’m having an asthma attack omg this is perfect

one of the few things on tumblr I genuinely find hilarious

trying to laugh silently when people are sleeping DID.NOT.WORK.

JUST WATCH IT. WHATEVER YOU DO YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT 

but he’s actually a talented guy why is no one mentioning how gr9 he sounds rly

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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dinojay:

raideo:

comradewodka:

this just came on my TV and I took out my earbuds to watch cause the animation’s cute as shit

holy shit I love this

THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE

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bhutts:

WOP WOP WOP WOP-A-DOP WOP WOP WOP-A-DOP

That’s right Sly. You go gurl.

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carlaaaaaax3:

pursuitofhapppinessss:

farfromthepacific:

dootzy:

this video will make your day better

I will reblog this every time I see it.

so done omg

Lmfaoooo

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crystalfy:

It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human.

same goes for students at schools

I just realized how fucked up that is wow. 

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cake-full-of-fist:

ask-killingfantasy8:

ciel-dog-phantomhive:

crys-love:

tor-o-saurus:

thebigmystery42:

….sorta scared?….

your url makes this 10x creepier

I’ll be waiting, 2 hours timer is set 

look at the notes.

Okay, we’ll be waiting.

Fucking shit……

What the actual fuck you guys
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK
¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¿¿!

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malicemidnight:

milesjai:

juhnelle:

cptskeletor:

What It’s Like to be Black

nailed it.

omfg

IM DONE.

yeah that’s about right

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getting-sick-of-your-shit:

suddenly-pandas:

van-i-tas:

fawksman:

starksmash:

OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT

Me

I was expecting porn to show up on my blog but it’s not thank god

IM CRYING

oH„„„

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the-fandom-queen-of-skaia:

shazelblue:

what if saliva was just ur taste buds jerking off to attractive food

I tried to scroll.

I tried so fucking hard.

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swayzeee:

asteezzy:

HAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG. “I’m a witch” LOOOOOOL

I’m so done right now ahahahha

LOLOL! omg I can’t.

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sapphirebones:

jaacknasty:

Probably the best 6 seconds ever. 

i fucking lost it

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antics-of-an-author:

I am trying to prove something to my little sister.

If you pronounce it as “two-two-one B,” go to this post.

If you pronounce it as “twenty-two-one B,” go to this post.

If you pronounce it as “two-hundred-twenty-one B,” go to this post.

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